"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters." Vincent Smith (Rory Calhoun)
In the Fifties Rory Calhoun was a star. He played secondary male leads in such films as I'd Climb the Highest Mountain (1951), Meet Me After the Show (1951), and River of No Return (1954). He was the male lead in Rogue River (1951), With a Song in My Heart (1952), and Way of the Gaucho (1952). He even played Betty Grable's love interest in How to Marry A Millionaire (1953). He starred in and produced the Western television series The Texan. The Sixties saw Rory Calhoun appearing more frequently on television, as well as in B-movies. Among the B-movies in which Rory Calhoun appeared later in his career is Motel Hell (1980). The black comedy received mixed reviews from critics, but has since become a cult film.
In Motel Hell (1980), Rory Calhoun stars as Vincent Smith, the successful owner of a line of smoked meats, Farmer Vincent's Fritters, alongside his sister Ida (Nancy Smith). Vincent and Ida also operate a motel on their farm, Motel Hello. The "o" on the sign burned out long ago, so that it now reads "Motel Hell."Given this is a horror movie, people travelling roads nearby Motel Hello have a tendency to disappear. It is one of those disappearances that leads Sheriff Bruce Smith (Paul Linke), Vincent's younger brother, to learn the awful truth about the source of his brother's fritters.
Motel Hell was produced and written by Robert Jaffe and Steven-Charles Jaffe. The two brothers were the sons of literary agent Herb Jaffe, who handled such well known writers as Paddy Chayefsky and Joseph Heller, among others. Robert Jaffe is an actor who had appeared in films as Fuzz (1972) and The Mechanic (1972). He was also one of the co-writers of the screenplay for Demon Seed (1977). Motel Hell would be the first screenplay ever written by Steven-Charles Jaffe, who had served as an associate producer on Demon Seed and Time After Time (1979). It would also be the first screenplay the two would co-write together. According to Steven-Charles Jaffe in an article on the film in Fangoria no. 9 (November 1980), the two brothers decided to write something together and thought of doing a horror movie. They had a working draft of the screenplay finished in four weeks.
While the screenplay for Motel Hell was completed in 1977, it would take some time for the Jaffe brothers to sell it. In the aforementioned Fangoria article, Stephen-Charles Jafee said that the script received two sorts of reactions from studios, "They either hated it or they thought it was the most bizarre script they'd ever read, but were afraid of it and delivered a polite rejection." United Artists was initially among the studios that "delivered a polite rejection." Fortunately, for the Jaffe brothers, there would be changes at United Artists. The studio contacted them and struck a production deal with them.
Motel Hell would be directed by English director Kevin Connor, who had already directed one horror film, the classic Amicus portmanteau film From Beyond the Grave (1974), as well as such movies as The Land That Time Forgot (1974) and At the Earth Core (1976). Kevin Connor had just migrated to Los Angeles when agent Bob Litman directed him to another agent who had received an enquiry for a director for the movie Motel Hell. Kevin Connor then visited United Artists where he showed From Beyond the Grave to the Jaffe brothers. The two loved From Beyond the Grave and so gave him a copy of the Motel Hell script to read. After having read the script, Kevin Connor agreed to direct Motel Hell so long as Robert and Steven-Charles Jaffe made it a black comedy and removed all unnecessary crudeness. The brothers agreed and Kevin Connor then directed Motel Hell.
Kevin Connor's first choice to play Farmer Vincent Smith was Harry Dean Stanton. Mr. Stanton turned the part down, and so the role went to Rory Calhoun. It would be Mr. Calhoun's first lead role in years. Nancy Parsons, who played Ida, had appeared in small parts in films as well as guest appearances on television. Today Paul Linke, who played Bruce, may be best known as Grossman on the TV show CHiPs. Before Motel Hell he had appeared in such films as Big Bad Mama (1974), The Strongest Man in the World (1975), and Grand Theft Auto (1977). The role of Bruce was written specifically for Paul Linke, who had attended college with Robert Jaffe.
Motel Hell (1980) premiered on October 18 1980 and received mixed reviews. Indeed, two of my favourite critics held totally opposite views of the film. Roger Ebert gave it three out of four stars and wrote, "Motel Hell is a welcome change of pace; it's to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as Airplane! is to Airport." Leonard Maltin gave it only one and a half stars. Other critics were similarly divided. John Stanley in Rick Chatenever of The Santa Cruz Sentinel did not care for the movie either, writing that it, "...offers precious few tricks, and even fewer treats..." People magazine gave it a fairly positive review, noting, "Calhoun does justice to an often ridiculous script."
Motel Hell made $6.3 million at the box office, more than recouping its production costs. And while it may not have been one of the biggest films of 1980, it would go onto become a cult film through airings on the various premium channels and through home video. Motel Hell has even aired on Turner Classic Movies, cementing its place among cult classics.
Of course, much of the reason Motel Hell maintains a following to this day is quite simply Rory Calhoun. He endows Farmer Vincent with a relaxed, country charm, endearing himself to the viewer even as they know full well what nefarious deeds he has been up to. As Vincent Smith, Rory Calhoun also offers the perfect balance between sanity and derangement that the role requires. Both Nancy Parsons, as Vincent's none-too-bright sister Ida, and Paul Linke, as Vincent's at times naive brother Bruce, also deliver good performances. It's largely their performances that make the film, whose script can at times border on the unbelievable, work.
While the script for Motel Hell does at times border on the unbelievable, it still somehow works. It is a sharp satire of consumerism with a wickedly dark sense of humour. Indeed, more so than other horror movies or comedies of the time, it has several quotable lines ("Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat.").
Motel Hell would hardly revive Rory Calhoun's career. In the last years of his career he continued to appear in such B-movies as Angel (1984) and Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) in supporting roles. What Motel Hell did for Rory Calhoun was give him one last memorable lead role. He may have played Eben in How to Marry a Millionaire and Jesse Hill in Ain't Misbehavin', not to mention many roles in Westerns, but many of us will always remember him best as Farmer Vincent Smith in Motel Hell.
Rory Calhoun, for me, will always be that handsome forest ranger in How to Marry a Millionaire, which isn't really fair. He had a lot of charisma, and should have been a bigger star.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know much about the backstory of motel hell or Rory Calhoun, so thank you for this illuminating post!
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan of Rory Calhoun in his 1950s westerns, and I enjoyed his performance in this film, which he plays with the perfect balance of sweetness and tongue in cheek. Much of the film's success and its cult reputation I think belongs to him. There's also that expression, of never try to know how a sausage is made, and never more does it apply than to this movie!
ReplyDeleteTerence, thanks so much for contributing this very entertaining history of Motel Hell! I watched it over the pandemic, and loved it for Calhoun's performance, which exudes all that "country charm" as the character does the most foul things imaginable. I had to smile at the account of Connor agreeing to direct only if the Jaffes removed the "unnecessary" crudeness. Whatever changes they made, it retained enough necessary crudeness to make it a true cult classic.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks too for reminding me of why I loved Roger Ebert's reviews. He absolutely nailed it with "Motel Hell is to Texas Chainsaw Massacre as Airplane! is to Airport." 😄
This movie is about as weird as it gets but loads of fun. Some of the scenes are really creepy, like the one that shows the people "growing" in the garden. I haven't seen this for probably 20 years, and I would like to get it on home video. Rory Calhoun was always an impressive, good-looking matinee idol. My favorite film of his is River of No Return, where he gets to take on the formidable Robert Mitchum. Thanks for all the interesting back story of how this film was made.
ReplyDeleteVery cool! I've never heard of "Motel Hell" but I think I might have to look for it. Maybe for the next So Bad It's Good Blogathon?
ReplyDeleteWhen deciding what to write about for the Favorite Stars in B Movies Blogathon, I was considering Rory Calhoun as I had just recently purchased the Motel Hell Blu Ray and really enjoy his performance in Angel. When I saw you were taking on Motel Hell, I went in a different direction. I'm glad I did as I wouldn't want to compete with such a great article. Nicely done.
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